How To Live Your Life Like A Horny Male Writer Is Profiling You
- Anna Mae
- Jul 24, 2016
- 1 min read
by Loretta Donelan
''You might not be famous enough to have your worth validated by a real live Rolling Stone writer, but don’t let that stop you from living your life like you are! The glamorous lifestyle a horny male writer dreams of fucking can be yours! With a few adjustments to your beauty routine and self-esteem, you can live your life as if the horniest journalist is being paid to write about you—here’s how to be even more beautiful and mysterious than he imagined you to be in person!
Have a flaw, but a hot flaw.
Horny middle-aged writers want to feel as though their attraction to 20-year-old actresses is an act of charity, so it’s important to cultivate a flaw that men can generously overlook. Obviously, it can’t be something gross or unattractive...''
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